A little dog. Then a beautiful Fräulein would buy me and love me and cuddle me for the rest of my life. No need for wedding rings or divorce lawyers; just good food everyday and treats in between. What more could you want.

Hibernate?

Ah, couches are also unnecessary. Other animals don’t have them either.

Wearing clothes. Except for in winter or bad weather it’s just an unnecessary hassle. And you have to buy them, store them, wash them, and dispose of them for no good reason. All the other animals don’t bother.

Japan is good if you want to enjoy city life and get drunk every day (I currently live in Japan), but the drinking age is 20, so if that’s your issue, you need to go elsewhere. However, if you’re interested in the wonders of nature and the occasional city life, China is the place to be. The last few episodes of YouTuber “Itchy Boots”, where she travels through China on an adventure bike, are stunning.

A big thinker, he is.

Me too. I could read all the old texts in its original form.

The company warned that Brussels’ policies aimed at reducing dependence on American tech companies could harm competitiveness.

Google’s competitiveness only.

If it lasts 30 years, it will not fly with the industry and the concept of planned obsolescence.

Waepons!

As they say: it takes decades to grow a forest, but only one match to burn it down.

They may have nothing to hide but probably something to protect like their credit card numbers, social security numbers and much more. Or they are on the playground with their grandchildren and there’s that weird guy with a camera taking pictures of the little ones. Maybe nothing to hide but really something to protect.

At this stage, the UK might as well just use Putin’s MAX app. The goals are the same; why not use some synergies instead of reinventing the wheel.

Albeit I am in my 70ies now and married for >40 years, I sometimes think that I should have myself castrated when I was young. Sure, my path of life would have been very different after that, but it would also have spared me a lot of stress, grief and drama. Looking at my dogs that were all spayed/neutered - they had a happy life, haha. But you never know, what such a decision brings and how it changes your life and if you really want that.

Also, you’re an adult. You decide if you inform your family. If you cannot take that decision by yourself, you may not be ready to take the other, bigger decision just yet.

Myriads of Reddit bots going around these days removing stuff. Just message the mods and see, what they say. They may be able to approve your post. Else, just post on Lemmy.

A bungee rope to try it out.

Hands down Billy Gibbons.