It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

Being able to hang your own hammock will feel fairly badass. I think the best answer is to take the route that you know will actually get you to practice. If that’s a book for you, great! But if you know that you’re likely to lose interest with a self-driven method then an outdoors club could be just the ticket. Depends on what kind of person you are. Maybe the Sierra Club?

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

All the ppl suggesting numbers need to realize the months already have that nickname. U can literally just write the number on a check or triplicate government form and it will be understood

iambic heptameter ass route

Ebony & Ivory (2024) may not be for everybody, but I think it deserves better than its IMDB rating. If only for the number of quotable lines that have been adopted by ny friends group. It’s unapologetically absurd, awkward, and odd.

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

I think these FBI tips are strategically, preferentially released to bait ppl into sounding crazy. The problem being even the outrageous claims are disturbingly believable, and the regime is so ham handed that they just look more guilty anyway & didn’t get the wide-eyed ranting responses they may have been hoping for.