“…whose only ideals are personal gain.” I think you’re describing every billionaire, no?

The moon is made of cheese and, like all cheeses, emits light under a low enough temperate (space is so cold it doesn’t even have a temperature - it’s just “cold”). The REAL mindbender, is why the space dust particles make the light all bright instead of dirty yellow, like how i like my cheese

Is it a doctorate in pogonotomia?

Haven’t seen it, but that sounds about right

Blackfish or Sea World in general?

I’m unfamiliar with Drive to Survive

I’m a simple man… I see a cat and I pet it. This makes the brain produce the happy juice.

I have strong feelings about the animals in the Sea World exhibits, particularly the Orcas and Dolphins. However, I contracted for Sea World Orlando for 5 years as an entertainer and often had to be “back-stage” or “back-area.” I watched Blackfish and it did NOT represent the experience that I, or any other team member I worked/talked with had. It felt very sensationalist and not grounded in reality (or at least, the reality I witnessed for 5 years). If you watch it, I’d just approach it with some scrutiny, because it really didn’t come off as a “documentary” to me.

Humans. gestures around in every direction

EDIT: ah shit, didn’t read the whole thing…

I can’t find a ritual that works! Out here on the hustle, everyday, drawing stars with chalk using nothing but the clappable cheeks great satana gave me, chanting until my throat is hoarse, and going full wacky waving inflatable tube man. Just an honest person over here trying to bring about the downfall of humanity and I can’t catch a break…