Health care workers: we ride at dawn bitches!

A guy came into the clinic I work in wearing a spray paint respirator mask with a beekeeper’s veil overtop, and with dishwashing gloves that he had pulled ordinary latex gloves over. It was wild.

I was considered an essential worker, and so I toddled off to work every day as usual. I remember while my spouse was driving me in how eerie it seemed with how quiet the city was, and seeing 68 cents per liter gasoline prices was such a shock. The quiet was what really got to me.

My friend had brain surgery for an aneurysm, and every so often she fumbles a word as a result. One day she wanted to say the word lumberjacks, but her brain came up with logfarmers instead.

Oh gosh I didn’t even know that.

Me, I got banned. I still used RIF until it died just to read Reddit, but once that was over I was done.

A. I will not support anything to do with Joe Rogan, or the way they destroyed some of the best podcasts out there.

B. I like classical music, and Spotify liked to put a little Britney Spears in the mix when I’d be listening to opera.

C. I don’t like the interface. Google Play Music was impossibly perfect and everything else is a downgrade.