Welcome to adulthood in crisis capitalism
“If hard work makes you rich show me a wealthy donkey”
Your options are a) find a better job somehow, b) learn to save really well, or c) work for yourself. I chose C.
For the record, Option C is also really hard. Not only do you have to do the job you’ve trained for, you have to do everyone else’s job too.
Always cracks me up when Ron Swanson sings this while stealing cable for April and Andy 🤣
Oh yeah. Waaay more guts than ive got. They make good money and by God they earn it
Hard to beat those pictures
Id give honorable mention to linemen. Casually handling thousands of volts from the top of a bucket truck while traffic whizzes past is pretty badass. Plus responding to emergencies like hurricanes, tornadoes etc. Its also usually a union job.
Im just a wireman myself, I like to keep my shocks under 277V
Identifying birds with apps like Merlin. That thing is amazing.
Probably, yes?
Theyre an idiot and you shouldn’t bother with them.
There isnt one. Like someone else said, we’re lucky to have it. Nobody’s going to go through the mountain of effort to create a whole new Wikipedia when you can literally download it for free. In every language, including Idiot. Why bother?
Nord is notorious and it makes you look like a schill account
The source would be anonymous, per the FBI
And this is what AI is trained on
Oh man especially when youre sick and they turn the sweetness up to 11. The BEST
Ooh, getting to share your hobbies with them too. Once my oldest was 5 or 6 years old we got to do so much fun stuff. Watching old cartoons I grew up with, playing DnD and Risk, it’s all great.
Im trying to enjoy the toddler stage of my youngest kid as much as possible but im definitely looking forward to getting to nerd out with him in a few years. Ive got like 5 Warhammer armies ready to go, I haven’t even played in a few years but once hes old enough its go time.
Congratulations :) youre in for a ride but its so worth it.
Isnt their little grip on your finger addictive?
Oh man my toddler loves drinking water from his mom’s big old bottle. He was propping it up with his feet yesterday cause the thing’s almost as big as he is 🤣 adorable
My oldest is a junior in high school and I didn’t think id get to have another, im so happy that I was wrong
At least some of us are raising em right.
Cuddles and playtime :) my youngest is just at the toddler stage where they grab your hand and direct you where they want you to go and I love it.
Also, when you’re carrying them and they snuggle into your shoulder. Melts me every time.
Oh honey you can do way better
KiNG MALA’s last album especially is some real vibey heresy, start there
Portishead, obviously, deserves a mention too
:spits while grumbling like a Gunsmoke extra: