My roommate only washes up if he poops, never after peeing. Now every time I’m in any of the common areas I have to wash my hands after touching anything I haven’t wiped down. Thus, I wash my hands twice every time I use the bathroom; once as normal and again in the kitchen because I touched the taps, light switch and door handle in the bathroom which likely have groin sweat on them… /rant


Yes. Yikes that’s filthy. I mean fuck I wash my hands throughout the day not just when I use the bathroom, as well. Like how do you prep and cook a meal without washing your hands to avoid cross-contamination between ingredients?
Omg I’ve had “Turn the page, wash your hands” stuck in my head for decades. Glad I’m not the only one.
Rocko’s Modern Life was truly underrated.