technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1260arrow-down1external-linkBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comtechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square47fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLemmyng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-219 hours agoTrump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades. So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
Trump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades.
So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
You beat me to it.