Apple: Your app was rejected because it uses a payment processor that is not allowed on the App Store. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Dev: My app doesn’t contain any payment functionality at all!
Apple: I’m sorry, I made a like mistake there. Please contact the App Store support team to help you with this kind of issue.
Dev: You are the App Store support team!
Apple: That is entirely correct! Please allow me to refer you to section 14 of the Apple Developer Agreement to show why your payment processor is not supported:
[Link: to the Apple Developer Agreement, section 14: Disclaimer of Liability]
Dev: Why was my app rejected?
Apple: Your app was rejected because it uses a payment processor that is not allowed on the App Store. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Dev: My app doesn’t contain any payment functionality at all!
Apple: I’m sorry, I made a like mistake there. Please contact the App Store support team to help you with this kind of issue.
Dev: You are the App Store support team!
Apple: That is entirely correct! Please allow me to refer you to section 14 of the Apple Developer Agreement to show why your payment processor is not supported:
[Link: to the Apple Developer Agreement, section 14: Disclaimer of Liability]
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I hate how correct you are 😭
That’s exactly the script they will be using 😂