What if I’ve only been using Uber Black?

Bro, level up: try coffee at 10pm.

Same, 18 yrs post Tx here. Life feels like a weird time travel episode

Taco Bell does that now. Every single drive thru I’ve gone to have a intro message

“Welcome to Taco Bell are you checking in with your app or reward points??”

And each version is clearly recorded locally because they always sound like a manager or something.

I almost want to drive to a bunch and record them for a dystopian compilation.

And I usually say “I have an order for <name>” and I get silence or a long pause and someone saying hold on.

It’s pointless. Especially when I can see the window operator handing food to a car ahead of me, I know they’re not ready but I’ve already been autoprompted by the recording.

They tried to implement that at an old job of mine, nobody did that shit. Luckily we didn’t have AI listening to every word we say.

have a friend stalk Waymo’s and give the passenger $5 to leave the door ajar a bit .

You can’t worry about your taxes when your house is on fire man.

I don’t think I want porn to be able to be sent over an off the grid network lol

True, I suppose if you have plans other than communication….

Maybe Meshtastic?